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Cougars to Eat

Cougars to Eat
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An intricate, creamy milk chocolate with layers of different creams and vanillas, united with undertones of multitudes of different chocolates.  But thats not all; this warm, sweet chocolate is then frothed with an aged honey milk, completing this uniquely rich flavor. 

Editor's Note:

With age comes wisdom, and no one knows this more than a cougar. 
Accused of teasing and taunting their pray, a cougar is a sly pussy....cat.... who purposely flaunts her parts for all to see hoping to snare the young buck looking for an easy victim.
But the victim a cougar is not, for they know the game the buck plays, and they hide and wait patiently for the buck to tire and then pounce on him, riding him to her joyful end, only to lie back and demand more.
This juice does not bare itself for all to see, but hides in a dark, murky, glycerin wetness that hits your lips with a soft cocoa & chocolate kiss, then fills your mouth with the pleasures we beg for in our youth.
But one can only take so much before we must rest and rebuild our strength, so we may vape another day.

Oh... such pleasure I take in eating cougars, but somehow, this time, the cougar has devoured me, all at once, and left me in awe of her prowess.

*Credit to PaulyB*

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All of our e-liquid is Max VG.

*We recommend steeping all e-liquid for a minimum of three days, as juice is freshly mixed before delivery.*

When ordering 0mg nicotine e-liquid, be aware that nicotine increases the oxidization of the flavorings, which then helps to bring out the full flavor profile of the e-liquid. 

TL;DR: Juice tastes better with nicotine.


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