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Mystery Box (375ml - 875ml)

Mystery Box (375ml - 875ml)
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$39.99 /each

*This product is limited to one per customer

Ladies and Gents,
For a limited time, we're bringing back the best thing since sliced bread. This is the cat's meow, the bee's knees, the duck's nuts, a doozy of a deal, and everything in between. You know how they say "if it's too good to be true than it's probably not true." Well that statement is invalid, because this shit right here is good (like really good) and this shit right here is as true as Santa Claus still is to me. But this time, we're filling these boxes with YOUR PREFERENCE of the greatest, handpicked, timeless, succulent nectars of none other than VanVal Vapor. 

Christmas is only *insert number of days until Christmas* days around the corner, dammit, and that's also why we're offering you not a 500ml maximum, not a 625ml maximum, but an 875ml MAXIMUM and all of you beautiful people will get 375ml AT THE BARE MINIMUM. HO HO HO, bitches!  This shit is like Christmas. This shit IS Christmas. You heard me right, folks, that's at least 375ml of eLiquid and a significant amount of you will be receiving much more than that. In fact, you might be receiving 875ML OF ELIQUID. Do you have any idea how much vape juice that is? That's enough vape to blow the entire FDA all the way out of the country. And do you have any idea what that means? It means YOU would be a damn hero. Do you have any idea what that means? It means you would be a damn hero AND a "Numba 1 Winna." Do you have any idea what that means? It means you would be a damn hero, a "Numba 1 Winna" and have enough ammunition for your fog machine to last you through the apocalypse (which is approximately several assloads of eLiquid).

So take a chance and let VanVal climb down your chimney and into your house. Go ahead and buy yourself and a loved one this box (trust us, we've been saving relationships since 2016), you won't be disappointed, we won't be disappointed, your loved one won't be disappointed, and the FDA WILL BE disappointed ... that's a win-win-win-win, now you don't see that very often, do you? So get yourself a box filled with a win-win-win-win and some eLiquid today! 

*VanVal might send flowers, chocolates, and a very, very juicy love letter to each person that buys one (maybe, but probably not!).  So act fast!*

*Everyone will receive a minimum of 3 flavors*

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